fyrir Heklu brandari í brúðkaup...

Það er ekki erfitt, að gera konu hamingjusama, þú þarft bara að vera:
1. vinur
2. félagi
3. ástmaður
4. bróðir
5. faðir
6. húsbóndi
7. yfirmaður
8. rafvirki
9. trésmiður
10. pípari
11. handlaginn
12. skreytimeistari
13. stílisti
14. sérfræðingur í kynlífi
15. mannþekkjari
16. sálfræðingur
17. hagfræðingur
18. reiknimeistari
19. góður huggari
20. góður hlustandi
21. skipuleggjari
22. góður faðir
23. snyrtilegur
24. samúðarfullur
25. sportlegur
26. hlýr
27. skemmtilegur
28. aðlaðandi
29. snillingur
30. fyndinn
31. hugmyndaríkur
32. mjúkur
33. sterkur
34. skilningsgóður
35. þokkafullur
36. prúður
37. metnaðarfullur
38. hæfileikaríkur
39. þolgóður
40. skynsamur
41. trúr
42. ábyggilegur
43. ástríðufullur
..og gleymir aldrei að:
44. gefa henni gjafir reglulega
45. fara með henni að versla
46. vera heiðarlegur
47. vera örlátur
48. að stressa hanna ekki
49. horfa ekki á aðrar konur

og um leið þá verðurðu líka að:
50. veita henni mikla athygli, og hugsa ekki mikið um sjálfan þig
51. gefa henni allan tíma sem hún þarf
52. gefa henni mikið frelsi, ekki hafa áhyggjur af því hvert hún fer

Það er mjög áríðandi:
að gleyma aldrei:
1. afmælisdögum
2. brúðkaupsdögum
3. plönum sem hún hefur ákveðið


TIL AÐ GERA KARLMANN HAMINGJUSAMANN :

1. Gefa honum að borða góðan mat
2. Sjá til að hann fara reglulega að sofa (ekki einn)
3. og þegja svo að hann geti horft á leikinn í sjónvarpinu í friði

Life explained

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?" asked the Mexican.
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the Mexican.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
And the moral of this story is: ......... Know where you're going in life... you may already be there.